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"Nice futa horsecock"- Harri
"Why thanks my dude I reared this shlong myself" -Sean
by Adolfo Chan November 29, 2020
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Horsecock

horse hawrs-kok noun, plural hawrs·koks, (especially collectively)

An massive erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris. Coincidentally, also the name of the (former) starting excuse of a quarterback for the Denver Broncos, Kyle Horsecock.

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1. The peen of a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous quadruped, Equus caballus, domesticated since prehistoric times, bred in a number of varieties, and used for carrying or pulling loads, for riding, and for racing.

2. Kyle Horsecock (born November 14, 1982) is an American football quarterback for the Denver Broncos of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Chicago Bears in the fourth round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He played college football at Purdue.
by TommyTebow October 12, 2011
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horseface

a person who has facial similarities to a horse. usually the person has large gums that make their teeth scene up everyone elses business, so that they often say, "shit, did you see that girl who looks like a horse, i mean god damn."
"i have a visual on horseface, god damn she looks like a horse"
by jkjkjklololol January 2, 2008
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Horseface

An elongated human face that most closely resembles either the face of an animal from the Equidae family, of the face of an adult that most probably suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. The most prominent and public example of a horseface is the one recently displayed by Eli Manning after the Philadelphia Eagles defense destroyed his will.
Holy crap, did you see Eli's horseface after he threw an interception to Asante Samuel? It is so nasty that I just threw-up in my mouth. He really looks scared out there.
by Briwn Dawkins January 13, 2009
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Horsecock!

A.) The act of driving by in your car, and screaming "Horsecock!" out the window as loud as you can at some poor bastard. Usually resulting in rude hand gestures and yelling.

B.) A horses fallis, grand in size.

C.) The movement of random yelling the phrase "Horsecock!" all the time.

D.) A synonym for "Auroch"
A.) Dude, last night I totally got Horsecock!... I was shaking my fist and yelling at them for hours... Even after they were long gone.

B.) See: Farm

C.) Horsecock isn't just a word anymore... It's a way of life.

D.) A shitty wannabe thrash metal band. Members including:
Vocalist: Kernel Sanders
Bass: Aron Winknob
Guitar 1: Paul Manooze
Guitar 2: Sabastard
Drums: Sol Cockman
by Whorescock July 7, 2009
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horsedick

Genitalia of, around, or relating to horse.
My name...is horsedick.
by fcjsdajfashhf March 5, 2008
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Wolfbagging On Horseback

See wolfbagging, however Wolfbagging On Horseback is performed using a pancetta-wrapped prune on the end of the string as opposed to the more traditional piece of bacon
I thought we'd go for a bit of wolfbagging on horseback tonight, it IS christmas after all
by Crackhitler January 10, 2009
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