Horatius

The combination of Funny and Weird. It can be used in situations where it's just so weird that its funny, or it can be used in awkwardly funny situations as well. Think of how many times you find yourself watching or doing something really odd or weird or out of the ordinary, but because of that it is mind blowingly funny. That is when this word comes in handy to describe that unique feeling that just can't be expressed without trying to explain the situation your in.

Some examples of Horatius situations:
-Seeing that kid on your sport team loose him/herself on a dancing pole.
-Joining him/her on that dancing pole.
-You just made out with your best friend on the dance floor.
-"shut up the cops are here!" "I'll bite your dick off"...Uhhh.
-Being part of a drum circle in a teepee of drummers who have no rhythm, and you have no Indian background.
-Watching drunk people Womp aggressively while in a sober state.
-Your best friends is really drunk and your really not, and he/she keeps hugging you and whispering sweet nothings into your ear. (at least tomorrow it will be funny)
-Drunk best friend also wont stop chanting "biscuit"
-If french air quotes are necessary, its probably horatius
-if you find yourself saying "yeah, how/why DID that happen?"

That party last night was just so horatius.
All I can remember is how horatius everything was.

by dolphin$4lyfe November 2, 2010

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Horrocious

The mix between Horrendous and Atrocious
1. Disgusting and terribly vile;

2. Incorrect or misleading;

"Why did the waves get suddenly so much harder?"
"The level scaling in Warframe is fucking... horrocious."

by Jacxb March 28, 2019

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herbacious

1.The act of being a herb, a Nerd, dork, geek, a lame, a punk, a loser, an unsocialble person.

2. Basically "that guy" that no one likes.

3. Someone who always makes excuses as to why they cant do something.

Yo are you going out tonight?
--No

You are a herbacious dude!

or

Where are you from?
--LA

Ohh.. That explains why you are so herbacious

by CtotheLos January 9, 2008

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Voracious Vaginitis

When the female craving for large tree trunk penetration becomes her #1 priority.

On October 1, 1987 Brenda was diagnosed with Voracious Vaginitis. Brenda decided to feed her pussy with a large tree trunk. Five days later brenda's pussy was discovered impaled on a tree trunk in the middle of the forest by a mother and her child. She died October 6, 1987.

by Richard Rozay 7 June 24, 2017

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holicious

(adj): The quality of being extremely sexy and flirtatious without being an actual hoe; a potential for slut, but brilliant instead and acting much more as a tease than one with loose morals; an all-around awesome individual; characteristic of perfection

The beautiful chinese girl balanced her flirtatiousness and love for men with an equal love for music, learning, and sport, all of which she performed to near perfection.

by Ryan June 2, 2003

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