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road hogging

Two slow drivers driving side by side preventing traffic from passing.
Crap these two are road hogging. Let me tailgate the living mess out of one so I can get by.
by pdub2014 July 14, 2014
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It's hodžing time

The time a hodža uses to hodža all over the ćafirs.
Ćafir: "Hodža šta to radiš"
Hodža: "Hodžam"
*shouts in arabic*: "IT'S HODŽING TIME"
by Hazllah November 21, 2022
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hedging

Description of a hedge monkey/hedger in full flow! Normally describes an action slap bang between dancing, stumbling and falling.
"Man....there were so many crusties hedging round at that free party, I felt like the only person there who wasn't completely ketted up!"
by carlypussycat March 13, 2008
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hogging

1. The action of any man of any stature to hunt, search, identify, and use a slam pig at will. Upon identification of this usually obese and ugly creature, approach it and use the slam pig's lack of self esteem for a man's own sexual use. A slam pig's slef esteem must never rise in order for the species of man to survive, therefore, the man MUST treat the slam pig like that of an actual digusting pig and must dispose of immediately once sexually satisfied.
2. The act of a man getting out of a "slump".
3. Hunting for the slam pig.
4. The act of making your ex girlfriend extremely jealous.
"Dude, I'm so horny. Screw it, I'm goin hogging, I'll see you at the bar later."
"Yee Hawwwwwww"
"Um, wow, well, you know what? Work just called and I have to go to work so you need to leave and my car is broke down and have no money for your cab, sorry, I'll see ya around."
by FancyHancy February 27, 2008
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Hogging

Having sex / committing various sexual acts outdoors. Usually in unhygienic settings and in an unsavoury manner.
"Willatt would get more matches on Tinder if he didn't list 'Hogging' in his interests!
by Hoage July 13, 2015
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Hedging

The act of jumping into rich people's hedges during the night.

Often practiced by select individuals in Canberra, Australia.
Ruth and I went hedging last night. Broke four people's hedges!
by qwerty24.08 November 22, 2010
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hogging

the process of finding some sjanky sex at or immediately before Last Call.
by dirtiest_sanchez December 8, 2002
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