history

What most people have a toally distorted view of due to being brainwashed by the government and indoctrinated in the government ran public school system.

Enlightened , rationalist/free-thinking , deists , darwinists , philosophers , mystics , occultists , pagans have really fuckered up history and presented utter bullshit in place of actual history and have indoctrinated people into believing lies and horseshit in their shitty public schools.

Those behind such wonderful groups as the KKK and the Nazis and the Manson Family have indoctrinated you.

by perspective man , gain some perspective April 6, 2005

history

someone or something who is a part of the past and is now dead or gone.

That's history, get over it already.

by Light Joker February 5, 2005

history

History is HERstory too.

Dude...like....you realize in history that there were also women back then, right?

by Becky23333 February 23, 2008

history

a class i which the teacher always says "thank you, thank you, jeffery thank you, yes yes thank you

teacher:what is history
jeffery:something that happened in the past
teacher:thank you, thank you, yes yes jeffery thank you

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

history

History is what the Japanese word hi-su-to-ri sounds like. A real word, it is short for hysterics, usually utterd when someone loses his cool and makes an un necessary outburst.
It is spoken without inflection, or you become Hi-su-to-ri too!

Hey, that is my pizza!
History! (Hi-su-to-ri!) Just get another one from the box!

by Tony Kessler August 24, 2006

browser history

Something that you clear after making a mess on your monitor.

I had to clear browser history after I made all the mess.

To clear browser history on Google Chrome, use the shortcut : Ctrl+Shift+Delete

by Asdfefwhefhwe January 19, 2014

Horrible Histories

A brilliant, historically accurate comedy sketch show on the BBC. The first series of Horrible Histories aired in 2009 and the subsequent seasons in 2010 and 2011. Series 4 is nearing the end of filming and is due to be released sometime in 2012. The cast of Horrible Histories includes Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond, Martha Howe-Douglas and Simon Farnaby.

Person 1: Horrible Histories is the best show ever!!

Person 2: Of course it is! Its just AMAZING!! I love Horrible Histories! :D

Person 3: Did you guys just say Horrible Histories? That show is brilliant!

by Lod. November 8, 2011