historic crush

An obviously unrequited love for a historical figure.

My co-workers hooked up because he looks like Abraham Lincoln, her historic crush.

by RwjKnowsStuff January 17, 2017

Historic Crush

To like or have strong feelings for someone for a really, really long time.

"So Amber you're friends with Kyle?"
"Yea, why?"
"Tiffany has had a Historic Crush on him since like 3rd grade, maybe you can introduce them?"

by UES_queen14 June 12, 2019

historical marker

markers throughout a state

Look theres a historical marker.

by njibhj March 29, 2018

Historically Attractive

Fat and a tiny penis. Back in the day fat guys were attractive because they had money to buy lots of food, so they could support a family, and ancient men were prized for having a small penis. Thus meaning your are attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

by John mojo January 30, 2021

Historically Attractive

Fat and a small penis. Back in the day, being fat meant you were rich and could support a women and ancient people's adored small penises. This make you attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

by John mojo January 30, 2021

historicity

A penomenon of demonstration in which deconstructionism and therefore formalism can only represent linear time as moving backwards.

Also called "left-wing determinism."

Historicity is the obstacle the left must surmount in order to formalize free will.

by metawave August 14, 2019

historical tea

History related topics and discoveries that could be controversial and once you read and learn about it is so eye opening that feels like you just heard some hot new gossip that you have to tell someone and share.

I just learned the best historical tea today about the early colonial settlers in Georgia.

by elrena March 30, 2021