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Highlands County

A county in central Florida with just 3 small towns, Lake Placid, Sebring, and Avon Park. There is absolutely nothing to do here unless you enjoy redneck activities such as fishing, hunting, and mudding. The people here tend to be stuck up assholes (especially in Sebring), very racist, and close-minded. The police here are fat and stupid and get so bored that they will pull over anyone for going a mile over the speed limit. The people who end up staying here (dumb-asses) live the rest of their life smoking marijuana, meth, crack, and become sex offenders. The county hardly ever wants to grow by constantly declining new restaurants, daycares, major retail stores, etc. The county is primarily full of a bunch of old white people who want to keep the county as rural as it possibly can.

-Lake Placid is full of primarily hicks and Mexicants and is the only town in the county without a Wal-Mart.

-Sebring is full of pedophiles(majority white old men usually aged above 70) and preps. They have possibly the shittiest mall in the world, but a decent theater.

-Avon Park is full of hoodlums (primarily blacks and Mexicans) and is the ghetto part of the county where the crime rate is high.

-There are a very few number of good-hearted people here
The majority of girls here are very trashy, not good looking, and are passed around the entire county. The majority of guys here are desperate for anything. The people love to gossip here and start cruel rumors.
*Take my advice kids of Highlands County , leave this piece of shit dumphole unless you have no future in life or want to get raped by a child molester.*

Also, Highlands County people need to stop thinking the number 863 is the coolest number in the world.
by XtrueX March 23, 2013
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highland dancing

Probably the most extreme, physically tiring form of dancing in the world. Either competed or performed, highland dancing is both mentally and physically exhausting. Dancers hop on one foot, performing a variety of difficult dance moves, sometimes including leaps in the air, dancing over crossed swords, and other such challenges. Dancers compete the highland dances in kilts and jackets and/or vests, and perform the national dances in the aboyne costume. A white or blue sailor's costume is worn for the Sailor's Hornpipe. More liberties are taken with the outfit for the Scottish Jig.

All the dances are performed wearing the soft shoe ghillie, similar to the ballet slipper.The one exception is the Scottish Jig; it is performed in hard heeled shoes with metal attached the the bottom of the heel that make clacking noises.

The dances include the:
Fling
Sword
Seann Truibhas
Strathspey and Highland Reel
Strathspey and Half Tulloch
Strathspey, Highland Reel and Half Tulloch
Full Tulloch
Tullochan
Barracks Johnny
Laddie
Jig
Hornpipe
Lilt
Flora
Blue Bonnets
Village Maid
Scotch Measure
Earl of Errol
Etc.
by tammy_k October 6, 2008
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Lake Highlands

A small suburb in Northeast Dallas that consists of mostly white people living in small, old, remodeled homes. People here wear nothing but Toms, Sperrys, Polos and we cant forget The North Face during the winter time. People of Lake Highlands only eat Chick-fil-a or occasionally Taco Bell(for "diversity") when they eat out. Coffee? Starbucks or white rock coffee, no other coffee shops exists. Families in this suburb consider themselves to be conservative Christians; but remain oblivious to the fact that they're raising their children to be parts of "cliques" that consist only of people that go to their same church (or Young-Life) or old family friends, when in fact they should be teaching them to adapt to diversity and new faces. Lake Highlands High School continues to be a huge part of the Lake Highlands community, you'll find that many of the current students parents went here as well (These are the same parents that wouldn't miss a PTA meeting for the world). Recently, Lake Highlands has been becoming more and more diverse...and by diverse I mean ghetto.
Samantha: You're going to Lake Highlands next year?
John: Yea
Samantha: Good luck man, people be shady.
by LakeHighlander December 27, 2011
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Highlands County

Alright so Xtruex covered pretty much everything about this diarrhea shit of a county except for the fact that if you go here you DIE. This is not a joke. This county is actually cursed; I would swear my life on it but I know that if I did I would literally PERISH. I'm actually not from here but I have a friend that's from Seabring and literally every week there is some horrific death. I stopped asking her how things are back home because I know the loss of life will be involved. Do NOT go here you will fucking DIE.
"Oh my god there was just a shooting at the bank in Seabring"- my friend from Seabring

"Oh yeah back in high school, some kids set another kid on fire"- also my friend from Seabring *THIS IS NOT A JOKE IT ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED*

"I once came within a 50 mile radius of Highlands County once and could feel demon inhabiting the town begin to tear the soul from my body" - Barack Obama
by Lil stevee February 12, 2019
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Highland Park New Jersey

A small suburb next to New Brunswick that has no night life and to many hipsters. It is also about 90% jewish.
I went on vacation in Highland Park New Jersey, to take a nap.
by Zombie Face Killah May 24, 2013
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Highland High School

Highland High School is located in Highland, Indiana. You probably would have never guessed that.. It is also the place where you will find trashy kids. You walk through the halls and all you see is : trailer trash, sluts (most common), bitches, and kids that think they are cool because their parents have money. The other most common student you will find here are the 'wanna be gangsters'. They are the ones you can spot a mile away because they have to waddle like penguins in order to keep their pants at their knees, ( God forbid their pants be at their waists). Highland High School is also full of rude, ignorant, perverted teachers. Most of the teachers can give two shits about the kids. Overall, Highland High is a horrible place and you should never send your kids there if you want them to have a chance to develop into half way decent adults.
Highland High School Girls: "omg i hate drama!" "omg, like me too. " <----- THEY START THE MOST DRAMA.

Highland High School Guys : "lets smoke pot and fuck bitches because we are cool as fuck. " "yeah, and lets call all the girls nasty but fuck all of them anyways" <------ DIRTY ASSES
by Highland High January 4, 2013
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Highlands fade out

Leaving a party (usually drunk) without telling anyone.
~Hey, where did Mike go?
-He must of done the Highlands fade out...
~What a douche.
by hghlndfan April 19, 2009
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