heffer

fat conceited girl, thinks she's all that
- thinks she's the hottest shit around

- Damn, that Bessy baby is such a heffer

-i know man she's so conceited and thinks she's so hot with her sparkly purse and tight jeans

by HereNthere November 1, 2009

Heffer

The fat steer on Rocko's Modern Life. He is a mama's boy most of the time and he is almost always hungry considering he weighs about 600 pounds.

"Hey Rocko, you got any leftovers?"

by Corb August 29, 2004

Hefferthrusherment

Main Entry: Hefferthrusherment
Pronunciation: 'heff-er-thrush-er-ment'
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin Heffersher
Date: 14th century
1 : upsidedown I 1
2 : often capitalized : Chris is retarded

I love you Chris, but i had to do it.

by Anastasia November 4, 2004

hella heffer

those big nasty hoes who are 500 pounds and think they are G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

That dumb bitch with her nappy weave was looking me up and down thinking she owned the place. This hella heffer needs to back the hell up.

by toaf June 17, 2007

heffervescent

A hot fat chick with a bubbly personality.

The big girl in my trig class is hella heffervescent.

by Rebecca Meyers May 9, 2005

heffer

1.teen-age cow
2.cow on rockos modern life
3. an exceptionally large, nasty beast of a person typically a girl.

i only date skinny chicks and darla is a heffer, no thanks.

by Trish the Dish March 9, 2004

Heffer

A virgin cow under the age of one

heffer

by ghwtg December 26, 2010