An imitation Hulk Hogan, except 1.5 feet shorter, donning pink apparel, spreading herpes to unknowing partners at rock concerts.
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Get the Hempsterdance mug.When you masturbate and forget to wash off the icy hot or muscle rub you just applied off your hands
Wife) honey why is you penis so red ? Looks like heetstroke again
Husband ) yea i forgot to wash my hands again after the icy hot i applied
Husband ) yea i forgot to wash my hands again after the icy hot i applied
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Get the heetstroke mug.Getting a handjob after someone has applied icy hot or asorbine jr and didnt remember to wash thier hands afterwards
Wife. ) honey whats wrong ? Why is your penis getting so red?
Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?
Husband )ive got a case of. heetstroke here cause you didnt wash your hand ,did ya ?
by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017
Get the heetstroke mug.The husband, husband like person, or domestic life partner of a hempstress. A male hemper who is fully educated on the hemp plant, cannabis sativa l.
The hempster thought to bring hemp, cannabis sativa l., back to the Flower City of Rochester NY to the Rochester public market district, along with his hempstress, upon learning that the 2014 NY farm bill allowed for hemp.
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Get the heepsy mug.People that define themselves based on the type of business they have that generally sells CBD. This type will often tell you to 'have a Hempy Weekend' and integrate the word Hemp into almost everything that sounds like it. The same type of human will also claim they have the best product on the market, that it gets nobody high, and then when sales get slow they'll start selling THCa and claim it's 'from hemp' - and then tell you to have a Stoney Weekend just to make a few dollars. The Hempsters are known to change their game based on net profits; they also allowed all the legacy people to sit in Jail, irritating the old-school stoners to no end. The best way to spot a Hempsters is the lack of a joint in their hand.
1.) "That Hempster just told me that THC-O is a natural cannabinoid, what planet did they come from?" 2.) "Have a Hempy Weekend? Nah, I'm smoking an OG preroll stuffed with diamonds!" 3.) "Just say no to Hempsters, most of them have no clue that 1000 mg is only 1 gram"
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