heldering

The act of tweeting from multiple twitter accounts, 24 hours a day that includes retweeting oneself from multiple accounts, unfollowing oneself from one account and then tweeting about about it from another. Extreme heldering often leaded to twitpic-ing on Facebook and verbal hashtagging.

I'm exhausted. I've been heldering all night. I'm so tired I can't even keep my twelve accounts straight. #damnheldering

by tcantor August 30, 2010

mitch hedberg

an american comedian known for his one-line non sequiturs. he was hilarious and may he rest in peace

I slept at my friends house, and he said "you have to sleep on the floor" i said "Damn gravity...got me again! You don't know how badly i wanted to sleep on the wall!"_ Mitch Hedberg

and

I have a king sized bed. Now i don't know any kings, but I'm sure that if one slept over, he would be comfortable... "Hey I'm a king!" "well you'll never guess what I have in store for you, exactly to your specifications"-Mitch Hedberg

and

You know how people say "i don't care if they're black, white, purple or green!"? ..oh now hold on a minute, you gotta draw the line somewhere...to hell with purple people! unless they're suffocating...theenn help em!-Mitch Hedberg

by teeeaaa May 13, 2006

Mitch Hedberg

funny ass comedian.dak sunglasses are always present on his face.

some of his brilliannce:

i dont have a girlfriend, i just know a girl that will get really mad if i say that.

cucumbers are pickles that sold out.

a woman asked me where i see myself in five years,i said "celebratin the fifth year anniversary, of you askin me that question!"

by mitch fan October 2, 2004

helder

1 Dutch word for clear or light as a shade off..
2 Name of a dutch port.
3 family name usually with dutch roots.
4 Used in first name for men in Portuguese talking countries.

Helder is a nice man.

by Helder A de O Pinheiro December 2, 2004

mitch hedberg

Funniest comedian alive, see crack head, lol but the best crack head.

"I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language."
"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible..."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
The Grand Finally

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

by n333m October 19, 2004

hedebededong

Interesting word, originating from the mountains of Alaska (no, really.) Some say it passed from the Eskimos, which was passed on to a friend, from whom I learned the word. Weird word, isn't it?
It's basically just a nonsense word (think of "poppycock" or "bullshit").. can be used in many situations. Goes hand in hand with yabadasing

Yabadasing, hedebededong, yabadasing, hedebedesing.. -old folk song

by romeo rivera August 31, 2004

Cheddar Header

Sucking off a dude with smegma riddled cheese dick.

I was so dick driven I settled for a homeless guy in the alley and got a little cheddar header.

I handled bathed for two weeks so when the old lady went down she got a little cheddar header.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020