When a man holds his erect dick in a freezing ice bath for at least 10 minutes and then immediately rams it into a woman’s ass.
Dude 1: Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a Frozen Harpoon last night!
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...
by CrazyCronker47 January 12, 2021
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Har·poon·ski
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The dance in which one forms fists with both hands and holds out both arms and pulls them back and forth while moving the penil area forward and backward like your humping an ultra horny version of Pam Anderson or something.
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The dance in which one forms fists with both hands and holds out both arms and pulls them back and forth while moving the penil area forward and backward like your humping an ultra horny version of Pam Anderson or something.
Person: Dude, did you see Jed at the dance last night? He was doing the harpoonski by himself in the back of the room for six straight hours.
by Tommy Boy G May 4, 2007
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Bob: That wasn't a belly button piercing that was a harpoon.
Joe: No wonder whaling is illegal.
Bob: That wasn't a belly button piercing that was a harpoon.
Joe: No wonder whaling is illegal.
by Carabao July 8, 2010
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by Niggerfaggot2456 May 27, 2019
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Literally, it means "Fuck that fat chick!"
Literally, it means "Fuck that fat chick!"
by cerealkiller182 October 31, 2005
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Clearly Vanilla Ice spent a lot of time eating cheetos and turning dicks orange.
Clearly Vanilla Ice spent a lot of time eating cheetos and turning dicks orange.
by guyrogersj January 24, 2018
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