Harpooning

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar

While doing some Whale Watching and harpooning at the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder

by Denna123 January 15, 2022

Frozen Harpoon

When a man holds his erect dick in a freezing ice bath for at least 10 minutes and then immediately rams it into a woman’s ass.

Dude 1: Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a Frozen Harpoon last night!
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...

by CrazyCronker47 January 12, 2021

alaskan harpoon

You lay the fat chick on her back. Then you stand at the foot of the bed and you get your dick heard then fall forward aiming for her pussy then the residual bouncing from her stomach bounces you essentially assisting with fucking.

Man that girl was so big I had to give her the Alaskan Harpoon.

by Jimmy Jelly bean December 30, 2013

Harpoonski

Har·poon·ski

-verb

The dance in which one forms fists with both hands and holds out both arms and pulls them back and forth while moving the penil area forward and backward like your humping an ultra horny version of Pam Anderson or something.

Person: Dude, did you see Jed at the dance last night? He was doing the harpoonski by himself in the back of the room for six straight hours.

by Tommy Boy G May 4, 2007

Harpoon

A belly button ring on a fat girl also known as a harpoon

Joe: Yo did you see that fat girl with a belly button piercing it was nasty!

Bob: That wasn't a belly button piercing that was a harpoon.

Joe: No wonder whaling is illegal.

by Carabao July 8, 2010

harpoon that whale

A call used in derogatory fashion to make a fat girl's presence known so everyone around can enjoy laughing and staring.

Literally, it means "Fuck that fat chick!"

"Harpoon that whale"

by cerealkiller182 October 31, 2005

flow like a harpoon

Performing oral sex on a man after eating a bunch of cheetos, leaving behind an orange dick.

All right stop, collaborate and listen; Ice is back with my brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly, then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know, turn off the lights and I'll glow.

Clearly Vanilla Ice spent a lot of time eating cheetos and turning dicks orange.

by guyrogersj January 24, 2018