Harpole

This person is hella fine. Their intellect and suave will be able to sweep you off your feet instantly. A harpole is also wizard on the dance floor and can make you laugh so hard you wet yourself. If you have ever had the privilege of meeting a harpole, consider yourself lucky. They are the perfect combination of sexy and uber sexy.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy out there?
Girl 2: Yeah, that guy is a total Harpole!
Girl 1: I am just green with jealous rage right now that I'm not dancing with him!

by batmanovereverything June 24, 2012

Harple

To Laugh, lol, be overwhelmed by an intense feeling of lulz...

Gamefaqs user: My boyfriend dumped me v_v
RE expert44: *Harples*

by RE expert44 September 4, 2009

Harples

A cover for describing someone with hard nipples.

"Ms.Jones had some harples on her all winter."

"Gurl... put some band-aids on those haples before they poke somebodies eye's out!"

by Saizon June 18, 2012

harpolupcia

A panic attack while wearing red leather.

Dave: Dude, the other day I had a harpolupcia while I was driving!

Dave's friend: gotta lay off that red leather, bro.

by Red_McStorm July 8, 2009

harples

Hard nipples
Origin Concord, Ca

I'm so cold, I've got harples

by Sara January 7, 2005

Harbole Doodlinsky

1. Atif Lone; 2. A fucker. 3. A big fucker

Atif often went by the alias "The Great Harbole Doodlinsky".

by Fakkher November 8, 2003