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This person is hella fine. Their intellect and suave will be able to sweep you off your feet instantly. A harpole is also wizard on the dance floor and can make you laugh so hard you wet yourself. If you have ever had the privilege of meeting a harpole, consider yourself lucky. They are the perfect combination of sexy and uber sexy.
Girl 1: Did you see that guy out there?
Girl 2: Yeah, that guy is a total Harpole!
Girl 1: I am just green with jealous rage right now that I'm not dancing with him!
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RE expert44: *Harples*
Harple by RE expert44 September 4, 2009
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A cover for describing someone with hard nipples.
"Ms.Jones had some harples on her all winter."

"Gurl... put some band-aids on those haples before they poke somebodies eye's out!"
Harples by Saizon June 18, 2012

harpolupcia 

Dave: Dude, the other day I had a harpolupcia while I was driving!

Dave's friend: gotta lay off that red leather, bro.
harpolupcia by Red_McStorm July 8, 2009
I'm so cold, I've got harples
harples by Sara January 7, 2005

Harbole Doodlinsky 

1. Atif Lone; 2. A fucker. 3. A big fucker
Atif often went by the alias "The Great Harbole Doodlinsky".
Harbole Doodlinsky by Fakkher November 8, 2003

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022