Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”

Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020

dark hark

Something that catches peoples' attention for its disturbing quality.

That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Harking It

The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"

Sorry mom, cant come to lunch im too busy harking it

by anonymous March 31, 2025

Hark Back

To make a rude noise at something you don't like or agree with

I know you don't agree, but you don't have to hark back like that

by Bush123 December 11, 2017

Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

by itsnotJim December 7, 2010

Harkness Energy

When someone is being a bit of a shit and decides to piss of everyone for no reason

Stop emitting Harkness energy

by hdjksl November 17, 2022

Hark

A big daddy who is super sexy and a big teddy bear. A Hark is a scary looking person but is so sweet. A Hark could also punt kick anyone bc he is a big daddy. Usually you’ll see a Hark around hot blonde bitches.

Woah who’s that big dude talking to my bitch?

Oh that’s Hark. He’s cool

by slutmeout696969 October 30, 2023