Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 07, 2020
A hark twa is something that happens when 2 guys bend down together and spit at the same time at each other and before you know it they fucking each other.
by Residentdoom January 21, 2025
by you mad for what February 23, 2020
To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 06, 2010
The motto of all AP European History classes across the United States. Used to find fellow Euro scholars in large crowded areas. The phrase has its origins in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, but anyone reading this definition should probably know that.
"How many poor souls in this school take AP Euro?"
"Just call out 'Hark Eek Low!' and listen for all the nerds that join in."
"Just call out 'Hark Eek Low!' and listen for all the nerds that join in."
by UlrichZwingli October 13, 2011
Dark Hark- absence of truth in a place to listen
Dark Hark- absence of something that enlightens or informs in a place to listen
Dark Hark- absence of something that enlightens or informs in a place to listen
The dark hark causes me great sadness on this faithful day.
Leave the room with your dark hark mind to avoid confrontation.
Leave the room with your dark hark mind to avoid confrontation.
by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022