Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”

Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020

Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

by itsnotJim December 7, 2010

harking in the distance

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.

"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"

"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"

by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008

dark hark

Something that catches peoples' attention for its disturbing quality.

That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Hark Back

To make a rude noise at something you don't like or agree with

I know you don't agree, but you don't have to hark back like that

by Bush123 December 11, 2017

addison harkness

addison harkness is a player who doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he is also secretly gay.

hey my names addison harkness and i will break your heart.

by you mad for what February 22, 2020

Hark?

When your stupid mother wants you to stop spitting curse words and diarrhea and to respond with hark

Dumbass: Yah shut up and eat you broccoli
You: Hark?
Dumbass: Eat you broccoli already!

by TheWordie September 30, 2020