gettysburg axe handle

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.

During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

by Coco Sean July 6, 2018

Daniel Handler

The author of several amazing books including The Basic Eight, a thrilling tale of murder. Mr. Handler is perhaps best known as Lemony Snicket's Handler (not to be confused with Lemony Snicket's manHandler).

"Oh look! There's Daniel Handler! He deserves a hug for his contributions to modern literature!"

by rorschachwins March 23, 2009

handle my lightweight

What a hood person says when he/she wants someone to handle his/her lightweight it means they want you to fight a battle for them essentially a small ass person that is not a challenge or they feel they must not condescend to a bitches level.

Aye bruh handle my lightweight before I fuck up my shoes

by stonie man March 10, 2011

handle the jandal

To be capable of managing an experience

"he couldn't handle the jandal"

by Pete January 20, 2004

handle our bizness

To go talk about something in private away from the others.

Meet me outside at the car so we can handle our bizness. Too many ears in here!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

Too hot to handle

It means you look fire or really good.

Me: How do I look??
Friend: Too hot to handle girl. You’re gorgeous.

by Lumirella March 1, 2019

handlebar moustache

REAL DEFINITION:
A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may curl, or they may just stick out like dangerous facial hair- daggers. The other moustache listed (curving down beside your lips) is a variation on the Fu Manchu Moustache (think crazy Asian guy moustache)

Many carnival people have handlebar moustaches.

by The great and powerful Molesterator April 14, 2006