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Hamster

John: I put my hamster in the microwave
Jake: Really? that's so cool!
by PorkyBoi March 27, 2023
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hamster

1) a small fluffy animal that is nowhere near as cool as a chinchilla, but still cool.

2) the nickname of Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond

TO DO A HAMSTER: to crash a car at very high speed
1) aww, that hamster is soooooo cute!!!
2) Hamster crashed a Vampire dragster at 300mph.
by that weirdo from Broadstone December 27, 2006
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hamster

A small, furry species of domesticated rodent that is regularly entrusted to small children as a means of testing whether or not they have any sociopathic tendencies.
We gave our daughter a hamster last year. Surprise.......she flushed it down the toilet.
by garcalej June 25, 2018
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hamster

Slang term for blacks in a jailhouse.
by Moe Foe March 19, 2005
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hamster

an act performed during a sexual intercourse, when a female partner takes the scrotum into the mouth and her distended cheeks resemble hamster?s stuffed cheekpouches
When she grabbed my dick and started licking my nut sack, I had no doubt she was going for the hamster and my balls will soon end up on her tonsils.
by zryty December 16, 2004
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hamster

(verb): To walk on a health club's treadmill for a prolonged period in an attempt at losing weight. Less commonly it can refer to running on the treadmill or using an elliptical trainer. In most instances, a treadmill workout qualifies as hamstering if done at such a leisurely pace that one is unlikely to lose much weight or derive significant cardiovascular benefits.
Now that summer's approaching, your typical cardio bunny will hamster away in the gym, in the hope that she'll look good at the beach.
by Peter May 23, 2006
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Hamster

Short for Bellinghamster, a nickname for a resident of Bellingham, Washington.
Those crowds of people in the mall aren't 'Hamsters. They're Canadians come down here to shop.
by KevynJacobs August 21, 2011
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