hamster
hamster by Big Daddy E September 29, 2009
Get the hamster mug.
Hamster
A young person who is not of Polish descent who choses to live in Hamtramck, Michigan because they were not yet ready to retire to Portland. They enjoy the low standard of living that Hamtramck offers, as evidenced by their radical practice of satire aimed at the lower standard of living they enjoy. They have a keen sense of time and space that allows them to locate momentary events in the city (Pop-Up restaurants, Pop-Up art galleries, and/or "house shows").
Hamster by henryporter187 June 14, 2016
Related Words
Hamster
Hamster by That-Lonely-Cunt February 17, 2019
Hamster
Hamster by Quincequines September 9, 2020
hamster
hamster by Bubba_The_Retard November 16, 2006
hamster
An extra planar being failing to mimic the far superior Guinea Pigs. Their mind powers fall short of the greater cavy, and they often go into a rage when they fail at their prime task of mind controlling humans. Beware their bite, as they sometimes will not release until death. Hamsters will only die if there is a possibility it would inconvenience a human.
If you fear for your life from a Hamster, seek out the shelter of the superior and more benevolent Guinea Pig.
hamster by fred-of-fred December 30, 2004