hamster

A female who is poor at oral sex.

She went down on me like a hamster on a water bottle.

by Big Daddy E September 29, 2009

Hamster

A young person who is not of Polish descent who choses to live in Hamtramck, Michigan because they were not yet ready to retire to Portland. They enjoy the low standard of living that Hamtramck offers, as evidenced by their radical practice of satire aimed at the lower standard of living they enjoy. They have a keen sense of time and space that allows them to locate momentary events in the city (Pop-Up restaurants, Pop-Up art galleries, and/or "house shows").

Hamster: Let's go to Campau Tower!
Hamtramck resident: Are they even open anymore?

by henryporter187 June 14, 2016

Hamster

A glorified rat.

Sam: Look at that cute hamster!
Jake: No, that's just a rat with more fluff.

by That-Lonely-Cunt February 17, 2019

Hamster

A throwable animal. A great baseball.

I just threw my hamster

by Quincequines September 9, 2020

hamster

a dirty little hairy rat that shits all over your counch and dies 2 days after purchase.

Kid: I want a hamster for christmas!
Me: You stupid fag, go shove that rat up your ass.

by Bubba_The_Retard November 16, 2006

hamster

An extra planar being failing to mimic the far superior Guinea Pigs. Their mind powers fall short of the greater cavy, and they often go into a rage when they fail at their prime task of mind controlling humans. Beware their bite, as they sometimes will not release until death. Hamsters will only die if there is a possibility it would inconvenience a human.

If you fear for your life from a Hamster, seek out the shelter of the superior and more benevolent Guinea Pig.

by fred-of-fred December 30, 2004

Hamster

To violently make love at an alarming pace. In order to initiate a 'Hamster', the male must thrust at a speed which almost sends him into a spasm.

Man1: "Dude seriously, i hamstered the hell outta that slut ."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way."

by Flossua March 15, 2009