hamboned

inebriated; inappropriately wasted

I got so hamboned with Joe last night, I don't even remember how I got home.

by mlehoopah June 2, 2010

Banana Hammock

A thong for your schlong

What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?

by Lugiratina July 28, 2014

tangled hammock

When ur balls and boxers get in such a twisted mess, it looks like a tangled hammock

I was squriming around in my seat so much, I created a tangled hammock.

by Geoff Flash April 9, 2003

hand hammock

interlocking the fingers to make a basket for your head; therefore, a hand hammock

I was chillen in my lawn, when I used my hand hammock to relax more

by major_baker July 13, 2011

Dry Hammock

pinching your scrotum between your thigh and the toilet seat to keep your balls out of the water

person #1: every time i sit on the toilet my balls hit the water
Person #2: bro, you need to stick your sack under your thigh and make a "dry hammock" to keep them above of the water

by rokthemullet July 8, 2014

Alabama Hammock

When you're fucking a chick on a hammock, I mean balls deep, and you get your balls pinched in the hammock. You gotta finish.

So there I was, fucking this chick on the hammock and my balls got pinched. I did what anyone would have done I finished. I can't believe I pulled off an Alabama hammock!

by Iceman18 July 11, 2019

Homeless Hammock

A Homeless Hammock is when a said Homeless person stacks all their belongings into a shopping cart and then lays on top of the items in the car, seemingly but in the air freely like a hammock.

Voit: Hey Ron, look at that homeless over there laying on a homeless hammock.

Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.

by Ren&Chase August 8, 2020