Hamlet

originally the name of a shakespearan play. however, in recent times, a hamlet has adopted the meaning of a small ham sandwhich (i.e. more like hamlette just spelled hamlet)

I just got a hamlet from the deli.

by toee January 29, 2006

Hamlegs

Made up by Lacho
*A real fat cunt
*A fun abusive word used by about 10 people in the world
*someone with weight problems
*Everyone can be called a hamlegs

Fuck you fat cunt hamlegs

by Lacho October 10, 2004

The Hamlet

The sexual act of when a man ejaculates into a vial or flask, then proceeds to pour it into someone's ear (preferably their partner) while they are sleeping.

The Hamlet

Lafawnduh: This morning I woke up and there appeared to be a sticky liquid of some sort in my ear.

Darnell: Oh yeah I gave you a hamlet last night.

by G I Jew 392 June 16, 2010

Hamlette

Ham folded over egg and cheese. Add other toppings if you like: oregano, tomatoes, bread, pickles...

I'd like to order a Hamlette with a side of fries and some Tang.

by T T O M O June 21, 2016

Hamlet

Having sex from behind using the top part of a womans butt. Like titty fucking but with the ass.

Yo that girls ass is bangin- i'd love to give her the Hamlet.

by Adam Padgett December 21, 2008

hamlette

A bubbly, coffee-drinking creature that is part hamster and part omlette.

Look at that hamlette bounce around! She must have just had some caffeine.

by Beth October 5, 2004

Hamlet

A shakespearean play about the character of the same name who attempts to avenge his father's death. It would be pretty good, if it were not written in freaking early modern english. It has since been made better, by being converted into an episode of The Simpsons. Written for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Taught by teachers, especially Mr. Newcombe, for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Not as good as it is purported to be.

To be, or not to be; that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep -
No more, and by sleep to say we end
the heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to - 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep.
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil
Must give us pause.

by Carter May 18, 2005