Halpert

Only the most beautiful human being you'll ever meet. This amazing green-eyed Uruguayan guy is probably the cutest, most intelligent person ever. He'll teach you new things everyday and will always make you laugh. He gives the best hugs that make you feel safe and warm. He has the freaking best taste in music and is so knowledgeable. He will constantly blow you away with his complex mind and his ability to think deeper than anyone else. He is the kindest, most caring person who always wants to help others. He's the type to relax and watch movies with under a blanket AND the type to go out traveling and trying new things with. His will-power to do what makes him happy shows he'll definitely be going places in life. He especially loves to crunk and grunk. His amazing snuggling skills and taking hints (if you know what I mean) will always leave you missing him when he's not around. You'll be the luckiest person if you can find yourself a Halpert.

"I met the most amazing guy in the world today"
"Oh, do you mean you met a Halpert??"

by Itsbeesly October 3, 2017

halpen

(n./v.) Its the prediction that two morons are gonna comment on a status with pointless meanings to what they are saying.
Originates from teenagers from Georgia, particularly Atlanta.

This is said in place of "happen" but used as a comical term for others to make fun of misspellings.

Sometimes bad things halpen so that you can appreciate the great things later to come.
I wish that my status would remain "un-halpened."

by Mottster May 28, 2013

Halpitus

slang for god

"Oh my halpitus! My teacups are broken!"

by John Halpitus May 10, 2018

Halpitus

used as a word slang for god

"Oooh my halpitus! I droped my laptop!"

by John Halpitus May 10, 2018

halpiness

Halpiness is when you stupidly misspell a word and everyone laughs at you

I was crying tears of halpiness

by Cultured white kid October 31, 2018

Halpunahakhani

It means suck toes little nose in Spanish and is commonly referred to in Buddhism

Please mother, Halpunahakhani me.

by Lemonsareok November 29, 2018

halper-jennings model

A very intricate model within HR how to do various things like energy savings within technology services and not be stupid lady wow. Written by Alan Halper and Chris Jennings through Odin and Also Odin Associates.

My wife was stupid lady wow until I implemented the Halper-Jennings Model. The lawyer might be the dog and butt jizzes sometimes wow but he was very helpful through the entire process. Thanks, Scoobz!

by KuroiXHF July 4, 2020