halpen

(n./v.) Its the prediction that two morons are gonna comment on a status with pointless meanings to what they are saying.
Originates from teenagers from Georgia, particularly Atlanta.

This is said in place of "happen" but used as a comical term for others to make fun of misspellings.

Sometimes bad things halpen so that you can appreciate the great things later to come.
I wish that my status would remain "un-halpened."

by Mottster May 28, 2013

Nope don’t remember didn’t happen

When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.

“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”

by dontneedtoknowthat June 27, 2018

halfpence

A derisive nickname for Mike Pence, indicating the status of his mind and abilities.

Trump may one day need his good buddy, halfpence, to pardon his ass.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2018

VAS HAPPENIN

a quote from former One Direction's Zayn Malik.

"VAS HAPPENIN!"

by tpwkblmalmlgbtq+lm September 21, 2020

Jim Halpert

The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.

Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

What happened to you?

A stunningly inappropriate and thoughtless question often blurted toward a handicapped person, the only proper answer to which is "Don't ask".

"What happened to you?" asked the seemingly civilized man of the woman who was struggling mightily to take each halting step. Yet she needed no reminder of how hard it was to move, or of how many years she had been in pain. She was under no obligation to answer the moronic stranger, who in any event seemed to want no answer and quickly began prattling about his skiing accident, years ago, which he believed would be fascinating to a woman with a permanent handicap, but, please... don't ask.

by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023

vas happenin

Zayn Malik From One directions famous cathphrase bitch

"Vas Happenin" - Zayn malik :) (u gotta love him)

by onedirectionnnfan12 March 24, 2017