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(n./v.) Its the prediction that two morons are gonna comment on a status with pointless meanings to what they are saying.
Originates from teenagers from Georgia, particularly Atlanta.

This is said in place of "happen" but used as a comical term for others to make fun of misspellings.
Sometimes bad things halpen so that you can appreciate the great things later to come.
I wish that my status would remain "un-halpened."
halpen by Mottster May 28, 2013
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Nope don’t remember didn’t happen 

When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.
“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”
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A derisive nickname for Mike Pence, indicating the status of his mind and abilities.
Trump may one day need his good buddy, halfpence, to pardon his ass.
halfpence by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2018

VAS HAPPENIN

a quote from former One Direction's Zayn Malik.
VAS HAPPENIN by tpwkblmalmlgbtq+lm September 21, 2020

Jim Halpert 

The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.
Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”

What happened to you? 

A stunningly inappropriate and thoughtless question often blurted toward a handicapped person, the only proper answer to which is "Don't ask".
"What happened to you?" asked the seemingly civilized man of the woman who was struggling mightily to take each halting step. Yet she needed no reminder of how hard it was to move, or of how many years she had been in pain. She was under no obligation to answer the moronic stranger, who in any event seemed to want no answer and quickly began prattling about his skiing accident, years ago, which he believed would be fascinating to a woman with a permanent handicap, but, please... don't ask.

vas happenin

Zayn Malik From One directions famous cathphrase bitch
"Vas Happenin" - Zayn malik :) (u gotta love him)
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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