Definitions by Mottster

halpen 

(n./v.) Its the prediction that two morons are gonna comment on a status with pointless meanings to what they are saying.
Originates from teenagers from Georgia, particularly Atlanta.

This is said in place of "happen" but used as a comical term for others to make fun of misspellings.

Sometimes bad things halpen so that you can appreciate the great things later to come.
I wish that my status would remain "un-halpened."

halpen by Mottster May 28, 2013