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Dan Howell

Where the heck is Dan Howell??
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Daniel Howell

Missing from the face of the planet. Will maybe upload again, maybe not. Who knows. But he's taking a break so good for him.
Person 1: Do you know where Daniel Howell is?
Person 2: I haven't heard that name in years..
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Patrick Howell

1. A Patrick Howell is someone with superhuman libido, capable of satisfying an unbelievable amount of people with near every body part.

2. To have sexual intercourse involving a xylophone.

3. A sex act involving purple sprouting broccoli, a starfish and the Burmese pro democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi.

4. A permanent state of arousal.
Holy shit Linda and Charlie have been at it for 3 days straight, I even heard Linda moaning about Charles earlobe its like they are Patrick Howell's.

Do you want to fuck on the glockenspiel or the xylophone?

"How about the xylophone, I feel in the mood to Patrick Howell".

The administration in Rangoon is authoritarian, its a shame I really wanted to Patrick Howell you.

Dude I popped 15 viagra, im in a Patrick Howell right now
by xylophoneBoy December 2, 2009
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Francis Howell High School

A public high school in Weldon Springs Missouri, so old across the street it has the tombstones of its former students. Nearby is a radioactive plant that children are forced to march to for gym credit, that is if they make it and don’t get shot at by lunatics that live in tents in the woods. Unfourtantly one teached wasn’t so lucky. With the radioactive waste, and crazies near by its no wonder this school is next to a graveyard it’s a death trap.
by Commander_geek February 2, 2018
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Francis Howell North

A school in St. Charles, Missouri. It is filled with drugs and horrible atrocities. Some even say that the school was used in the 1940s as a Japanese internment camp. It is said you can still hear the screams of the dead. It also literally got a shooting threat from a furry.
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Dan Howell

Daniel, James Howell, is a piece of internet trash - who does pretty much nothing productive with his life other than making 14 yr old girls and bois happy with his content from his channel on YouTube.

He spends most of his time on the app Tumblr, or looks at the dankest of dank memes.
His best friend is Phil Lester, who actually is a ray of actually ACTUAL sunshine.
As of this yr - Dan is now 26 yrs old.
Dan is a very quirky, awkward, meme of a mess - who makes inappropriate jokes, and he often finds himself having an existential crisis about every 2.5 weeks.
He has a huge mass of followers abt 6 million on his Channel which in my opinion is his internet cult.
Despite his existence being such a meme, we all love him more than anything and all of these things make him absolutely perfect and I would never want him to change :))
me : Dan is so awkward and memeish - I love him so much."
person : " Who's Dan Howell?" me : " Just the best human being to ever exist."
by boredgirlwiththoughts August 28, 2017
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Lake Howell high school

A "high school" or so they say. The great 'doctor' like to control our lives and make silly rules. It's located in Winter Park Florida. We're Silver Hawks...w00t. This year about one third of the senior class got expelled for drug use. Go team.
The great doctor says we need to communicate to the students at Lake Howell High school, and thus installs flat screen TV's but only in the media center where no one goes...
by Annonymoussss May 1, 2008
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