honey-hoover

A 'Person' who has a strong desire/an obsession with providing other individuals or groups with oral-sex. Who cannot function normally without providing oral sex to others. An addiction to providing others with the practise of 'oral sex'.
A person who has to provide Cunnilingus to a woman.
A person who has to provide Fellatio and Irrumatio to a man.
A person who has to provide Analingus to another person.

"I really want to extract the honey from your genetalia"

"I need to suck your cock dry"

"I have to eat out your pussy for my fucking dinner because I applied for the 40 hour famine!"

"I'm a dirty bitch! I need my honey-hoover to come home from work or I'll get the slut next door to munch out my gravy-bucket".

by JailmouthJimmy July 14, 2009

Honey ham farmer

A honey ham farmer is one who grooms sexual relationships with the obese.

Douglas flirted and fawned over the plump until he was called the honey ham farmer.

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Free-lance honey badger

An insult of sorts directed towards African-Americans in the South during the time of Jim Crow. To this day it's meaning is unknown.

Free-lance honey badger? They're just making shit up now!

by I Know Things May 26, 2014

honey paper

A slang for money

Filling my pockets with some sweet honey paper

by zee chef January 31, 2015

hoenerd

Your dads a hoe and your mums a nerd they made you and now your a HOENERD

Hoe + Nerd = hoenerd

by I’m a dictionary 123456 March 15, 2018

Hip Honey

When a thick girl sits on your face.

Girl: I’m too thick to sit on your Face I don’t want to hurt you

Dude: that’s alright, I like a face full of Hip honey

by ablos May 19, 2019

Honemoon

To honemoon: The art of misreading something and appearing idiotic as a result.

I honemooned a sentence so bad, I went viral on tiktok as a result.

by teachwithtadgh October 7, 2020