Hob-knocker

1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked
On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...
by ChaseMyFace February 08, 2009
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hob-knocker

when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face.
a guy slapped his pee pee on my face and then called me a hob-knocker!
by richardtyronewilson February 16, 2009
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hob knocker

One who masturbates in public.

hob - usually a penis, but genitals in general.

knocker - to "knock" or fondle said genetailia(to masturbate).

Derived most-likely from someone with a fancy dialect.
Example 1:"Dude! I was in the theater and I happened to look over my shoulder and I saw that guy from Pee Wee's playhouse(Pee-Wee Herman.) knocking his hob!"

Example 2:"Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day, and I peered down this alley, right? And before my eyes was a homeless man beating off!"

"Ew! Dude! What a nasty hob knocker!"

Example 3:"I like to be a hob knocker, I think people's reactions to me knocking my hob before their very eyes is...well hilarious!"

Example 4:"So, I was off behind Quiznoes being a hob knocker, and I accidentally jizzed on a stray cat!"
by Saverinator October 13, 2010
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Hob Knocker

Oh My God! Did you hear about that hob knocker and what he did in the bathroom last week at school!?
by Madzyy Shaww<3 June 30, 2009
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Hob's Choice

A choice between two (or more) unbearably bad options, also know as a Sophie's Choice. "Hob" is Old English for the Devil, so literally it's the Devil's Choice.

Not to be confused with a Hobson's choice, which is a false choice between option that are essentially the same.
If Trump is not impeached, he will say in Office. If he is removed form Office Pence becomes President and any semblance of s socially just society will be under attack. It's a bit of a Hob's Choice.
by mtnmeister July 21, 2017
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hobbing off

A slang term refering to the act of masturbating derived from the name "Hobbs".
Alex's parents walked in on him hobbing off.
by Eric Hobbs February 12, 2008
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Hob Stain

Hob stain is the a stain created by a hob. Used as insult like idiot or nincompoop.
Mike is such a Hob Stain. Wolfy is the hugest Hob Stain I have ever met.
by dettroy November 19, 2010
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