Hewlett helper

Flushing your fecal matter before wiping, to avoid clogging an old or inadequate plumbing system with a high volume of feces and toilet paper.

"Our staff toilet will overflow unless you give it a Hewlett helper"

by davemarcis911 July 26, 2019

helper bra

That thing chicks use to make their breasts look stablized

Joe: Is that a helper bra?
Sally: Theres nothing wrong with a little help!

by Toney the Tiger October 14, 2019

Hamburger helper

A hamburger helper. Nobody really knows what it is, but we know that if you are a bsoat then you are not a hamburger helper. If your not a hamburger helper then you might aswell die.

Bad Boy 1: Look at that BSOAT he is definitely not a hamburger helper
Bad Boy 2: He should just kill himself if he's not a hamburger helper

by Kordaddy April 29, 2020

Homeboy Helper

(Noun)
- A prison cuisine that is a variant of Hamburger Helper, however given a convicts twist. This delicacy consists of a pack of Ramen Noodles with two flavor packets combined with chopped up Slim-Jims.

Inmate 1-Aye man I’ll give 2 honeybuns if you let me some homeboy helper.
Inmate 2- Make it 3 and you better have it by next commissary.

by Charlieboyy June 4, 2020

Helper dog

1) A dog trained to help humans with various tasks like hunting ducks, finding hidden cocaine, herding sheep, etc.
2) By extension, a dog with no special training trying to help humans with some task beyond its capabilities or understanding (such as car repair or calculus), but mostly looking confused and getting in the way.
3) By extension, a human doing the same thing.

“Don’t just stand there like a helper dog, go do something useful!”

by DM from BC March 16, 2021

Tuna Helper

(1)deoderant for the not so fresh vagina.

(2) the new and improves version of the "stinky pinky"

Mary took herself to the store to buy some Tuna helper because flies were starting to congregate around her crotch.

by tuna&shitbird January 8, 2005

sturdy helper

A petite woman who willingly assists with condom placement, then welcomes the full weight of her lover to be placed atop her, despite her stature.

Man: "Thanks for helpin' me with the rubber." Woman: "No problem, I'm a helper, you know." Man (on top of Woman): "Am I squishing you?" Woman: "No, I'm right sturdy."
...a sturdy helper.

by Deck Talker March 3, 2007