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Handicap

1-A person who is disabled

2-Someone who is stupid/does something stupid
“You drank the can of bulmers i had saved you fucking handicap”
by misterloud December 14, 2022
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Handicap

Its old school and noone wants to use it. needs a new name and a positive vibe!!
The handicap person told me that they hate to use the name handicap.
by Jen007CA June 7, 2024
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Digitally Handicapped

Someone who is unable to handle the modern digital world. A digitally handicapped person choses to live in an analog world and has trouble keeping up with the modern digital world.

A digitally handicapped person can't operate anything digital and have trouble understanding the basic concepts of the digital world like websites and apps.

Digitally handicapped people might try to go digital at some point but are most prone to phishing or social engineering attacks. Boomers who have recently created a Facebook account may or may not be in in this category.

This does not include people who understand the digital world and then choose to be offline for privacy reasons to limit digital footprints.
Person 1: Hey, checkout this app I made for making appointments with doctors online. Isn't it cool?
Person 2: What's an app?
Person 3 to Person 1: Show me, don't worry about him, person 1 is digitally handicapped.
by GShacklebolt January 15, 2021
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Green Handicap

The inability to further one's career as a result of said invidual's inability to play golf.
My green handicap cost me last month's promotion.
by How Now Shamwow June 17, 2009
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handicapped skiing

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !
Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)
by STS_74 May 19, 2018
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Handicap

Justin your the definition of handicap, said maxwell
by Ding you May 9, 2018
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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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