Goose-guarding

A New Zealand word used commonly in children's games roughly equivalent to camping in video games.

Kid 1: I'm not moving until you leave the safe zone.
Kid 2: No goose-guarding!
Kid 1: Okay, fine! I'll just run around the whole court until you leave then instead.

by Deepecologist October 26, 2018

Nina with me like a Guard

To have in ones possession a 9mm pistol at all times.

Friend 1: Bro this place is kinda dangerous, what if we get robbed?
Friend 2: Don't sweat it bro, every city is dangerous when I'm in it, I keep that Nina with me like a Guard!

by AlwaysTucked August 25, 2021

puppy guarding

When a person guards a "safe" or "base" spot during a game of tag, forcing the person at the base to get tagged when they come out.

"Hey, thats not fair, no puppy guarding!"

by Daniela K October 29, 2006

Go Guardian

A tool that teachers use as carelessly as when a kid finds a Panzerkampfwagon IV tank.

That stupid teacher used the Go Guardian on me.

by GarfMasterGlob October 2, 2019

off guard

Off Guard simply means when somebody least expects it

Imma catch that motherfucker off guard and beat his ass.

by JabariW January 23, 2014

the nard dog guarantee

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm

Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee

by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010

guaranfuckintee

To assure or promise strenuously.

If that bitch opens her canker sore mouth one more time, I guaranfuckintee that it will be the last word she ever says.

by Bustamante January 4, 2008