Griffin

MASTER COCK SLINGER, HE LOVES CHARIZARDING AND WILL SLAY YOUR FEEBLE PUSSY WHETHER YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OR NOT

“YO DUDE, I WAS JUST ‘DONE BY’ GRIFFIN AND NOW I HAVE MORE THAN 1 HOLE TO POOP OUT OF!!!”

by BigDickBetty69 March 11, 2020

Peter Griffin Effect

When a man is so fat that his stomach obscures his genitals, just like Peter
Griffin.

He's so so fat, I'm pretty sure he suffers from the Peter Griffin Effect.

by Justin Thorson October 16, 2008

Brian Griffin

A beloved cartoon character that got ran over by some asshole, and now he's dead.

Brian Griffin : I love you all.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
Chris : Mom, is he ...
Lois : Yes Chris, *sobs* our Brian is dead.

by Wyzzy November 30, 2013

Dirty Griffin

It is a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of a mustache, you give the person a unibrow with your shit covered dick.

To spice things up, Bill gave Terry a dirty griffin instead of the usual dirty sanchez.

by thejohnwagon April 25, 2011

Blake Griffin

The poster child of the Los Angeles Clippers who will dunk the shit out of you.
Hes also the sexiest player in the NBA, seriously.

"Hey, did you see Blake Griffin dunk on Gasol last night?"

"Yeah man, he shitted on him."

by the nator gator April 20, 2013

10 points for Gryffindor

May be said in response to any successful or favorable action.

10 points for Gryffindor!

by DracoBlue July 5, 2010

Gryffinclaw

A cross between the sexiest house, Gryffindor and the smarty-smart house, Ravenclaw.

She can't decide whether she's smarter or braver, so she's a Gryffinclaw.

by Lady Sirius Orion Black October 3, 2012