Fans of Harry Potter usually can't make up their mind about which house they want to be in. Some fans think they carry some traits of a Gryffindor student and a Ravenclaw student so they put them together.
Girl: Which house are you in?
Boy: I'm in Gryffinclaw.
Girl: So you are both smart and brave?
Boy: Yep, that's me!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!