Forrest
Gumping is the act of running, jogging, or walking for an extremely long time for no particular reason, often halfway across the
country. Some have Forrest Gumped for so
long that they end up grow gigantic beards.
Joe: You've ran all the way from New York City to Miami in less than a month. What the hell are you running from? The Mafia? The
police? The
government? Aliens?
Tim: No, I haven't been running from anything. I'm Forrest Gumping.
Joe: Ah, I see now.