groundhoggin

When you gotta take a shit so bad, you cant squeeze your ass cheeks together or make it "go back up".

Dude, I gotta shit so bad, it's groundhoggin!!

by Airica November 13, 2005

Groundation

The act of getting caught stealing beer then throwing your purse at the police officer whom is chasing you. Then having one of your friends go in the store and say some girl stole my purse and i heard a rumor that a girl throw a purse at some cop. Then the cop calling your mom and your mom says its not your purse so you get grounded for a month, while you are grounded you write a book.=

Ill start my book when my groundation gets bad.

by ka tr33 tr33 June 19, 2009

groundead

The act of being grounded by your parents so badly, that you wish you were dead instead.

Jim: Hey, Matt wanna hangout this weekend?
Matt: Dude I can't. I'm groundead so bad. My parents found the bong in my room.

by groundeadforlife April 15, 2009

grundage

The area between your nutsack and your asshole.

Jon Miller can lick my hairy grundage

by Sweaterpuppies101 April 12, 2016

Groundation

When you get grounded, you use this word to tell people how long this will last.

Oscar: I stole money from my brother's purse so i got 4 weeks of groundation.

by cheez~its #12 May 20, 2010

Groundhog Sex

The act of having sex the same way over and over and over...

That guy is frustrated as hell. Must be getting nothing but Groundhog Sex!

by Sunspyre October 12, 2003

Groundhogs Day

Annual day of rest and/or leisure for all criminal occupations. Observed February 2nd, celebrations often involve use of cannibis and/or alcohol.

"I'm just chillin' like a villian on groundhogs day."

by bobcatbobcat May 19, 2009