Grode

A small, skinny penis.

Girl: "Omg so I was blowing Gregg the other day and..."

Boy : "Okay, you blow a dude every week what's so special about this?"

Girl: "He had the smallest grode I've ever fuckin seen! I made him pull his fly up once I saw that."

Boy: "Not surprised...he always seemed like he was insecure about something..."

by partisanwarrior97 May 17, 2016

grode gonzalous

when someone eats a girl out when she is on the rag (period) also known as blood wings

u know on biker jackets how they have those red wings on theyr jaket well i made up the name grode gonzalous so it would sound funnier

by matt collins January 24, 2004

grody

a combination of gross and disgusting. mainly used to describe hairy, ugly, smelly, lumpy and slimy people.

"stocker did you see that chick?"
"yeah dude she had a beard!"
"i know she's so grody"

by Stocker February 18, 2008

Grody

a wondeful word made from two adjectives... gross and dirty. Gross + Dirty = Grody.

"WOW dude, you shouldn't smoke because it makes you smell grody."

by Laurlins January 14, 2009

Grode

A male who goes four months without washing his pants.

Grode 1: Hey Grode, what's that in your pocket?
Grode 2: A reciept for Madden 2004.
Grode 1: You mean you haven't washed those pants since you bought Madden?
Grode 2: Yep
Grode 1: Massive.

by Angry Ape September 24, 2003

grody

REAL fuckin gross; pretty nasty; ew; disgusting

ewww, your tomato soup with peppermint sticks looks GRODY!

by Samm DiTerlizzi September 19, 2008

groddy

Something that is extremely gross

OMG that was a groddy, who would eat a bug?

by Alyssa March 15, 2005