Grovel Novel

The facebook/msn/aim/aol/email message you sent to the girl/guy you like that you really screwed up with by being over zealous and telling them you like them way too early, and then responded like a total douchebag because they don't share your premature feelings of like/love/lust and are now grovelling for their forgiveness.

Jack: man I screwed up and told her I like her

John: man you just met her 2 days ago..what did she say?

Jack: she said she didn't know how she felt so I told her off

John: you're stupid, you better apologise.

Jack: already on it. Wrote her a grovel novel on facebook.

by Theidian November 6, 2009

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grodeo

A groder festival, usually at Sonic on a friday or saturday night. Consists of groups of groders congregating, not actually buying food, and showing off an array of tacky and cheap cars.

Hey man, I'm bored. You wanna go to Sonic? Oh wait, the grodeo's goin' on tonight, never mind.

by napper dapper May 25, 2006

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GRODED

when something is both grodie/gross and corroded.

don't eat that, it's all groded.

by drhat October 25, 2010

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grokel

Lincolnshire seaside natives terminology for tourists - especially applied to those during 'Chisit' fortnight.

Uh-o - another grokel in the village

by turnip October 12, 2004

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godel

godel is when you try to yodel while sucking a cock

tysoe was godeling on top of the mountaintop

by lucksack October 8, 2008

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Grode

A small, skinny penis.

Girl: "Omg so I was blowing Gregg the other day and..."

Boy : "Okay, you blow a dude every week what's so special about this?"

Girl: "He had the smallest grode I've ever fuckin seen! I made him pull his fly up once I saw that."

Boy: "Not surprised...he always seemed like he was insecure about something..."

by partisanwarrior97 May 17, 2016

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