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Graduation

The best known cure to senioritis and similar diseases. Side effects include long gowns, flat square-shaped hats, diplomas, responsibility, college, and/or career.
After graduation, Jerry learned to pack his own lunches.
by Doni June 25, 2005
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Seventh Grade

The time that creates memories that you never want to remember.
"I looked through my seventh grade yearbook and had to wash my brain out with bleach."
by Pseudonymmynoduesp February 5, 2015
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Gradualist

(Noun) Someone who takes their time or procrastinates; a slacker.
I would have faith in my brother arriving on time, but he's a gradualist.

He still hasn't sent in his paperwork? What a gradualist!
by McCrapper July 19, 2012
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8th gradeoritis

Similar to 'Senioritis' 8th Gradeoritis is the chronic disease of not willing or not planning on doing any work, and lazy slacking due to the fact you know what highschool you are going to. Students tend to not give a shit, wear 'lazy' clothes to school and just usually look like shit, not taking the time to care because they aren't in highschool yet and don't need to impress the noobs they've known for eight or more years. Complete nonchalantness will take place. Cause: BOREDOM.
Usually takes place in the middle of the year. ( THE CLOSER TO GRADUATION THE WORSE.) Only known cure: GRADUATION!
Person 1: THIS CLASS IS SO BORING.

Person 2: Who gives a shit.

Person 1: 8th gradeoritis?

Person 2: uh, duh.
by mostawesomestpersonever. March 10, 2011
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graduation

Can be either the greatest moment or the saddest. I thought it would be the greatest but looking back I would give up everything just for one day back in school. Crushes, unfairness, homework, love, friends, idiot teachers, recess, lunch, all that stuff. I miss it all. I find it strange to be looking back right now on this. But I guess the saying they say is true. "You never knew how much fun being a kid really was until your older."
I miss school. There said it.
by Eric March 6, 2005
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grades before bitches

Applies to anyone currently in school. It is basically listing you're priorities in life. You can't go straight for the bitches and expect to move on in life, but by putting the grades before the bitches you can expect a great bitch count for the long run. Use this saying when you're trying to explain to a friend that "pussy isn't just pussy".
JT: i got more important things to worry about, like smashing.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.
by KDandJT July 23, 2009
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