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Greep

A horrible person who is geeky and creepy and, most of all, shit to their friends.
Girl1: Did you see what she just did!
Girl2: Wow, what a greep...
by BeckyK October 14, 2012
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Greep

The flow of blood that exits a man's anus (similar to a menstrual flow). It only occurs once in his life time, and it is the defining moment of his manhood. The flow lasts for 2-3 weeks and the suffering transforms a boy to a man.

When compared to a females period, greep is scientifically proven to be worse. Dr.Schlitterbauhn, part time disney world OB GYN, commented, "on a scale of numb hand to two stubbed toes, greep is around the pain level of whale birth".
"Dude, you are such a child."
"Naw, man. I greeped last week. Im a full man now."
"Damn straight you are"

"I accidentally licked my greepage."

"Kill yourself now."
by Disneyworldobgyn November 29, 2013
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greebo

"Ooooooooooooooooh arnt those greebos georgus!!!"
by EMMAAAAAAAAA LOL February 26, 2005
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greebo

a greebo is a person who likes rock music, goth music, heavy metal, and they are often confuesed with goths although who ever think we are goths are idiots. we are mainly taken the piss out of by townies and chavs. we dont care what we wear and we do not follow the trends. they often like extreme sports e.g.skateboarding and we wear baggy jeans and hoodies with t-shirt/shirts which are usually black.
im a greebo and i get shouted at by the townies because im different.
by greebo rock rob May 17, 2006
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greebo

Something thats better than a chav, for many reasons. More free spirited than chavs, they mostly listen to music that requires talent. The music varies from (the less talented) pop punk such as Green Day to (much more talent required) Heavy Metal bands such as Metallica and Iron Maiden. They tend to wear baggy clothes and skate, and avoid being illiterate.
Townie: Aye bruv i will blapzuz ot!!!!111one!!!11
Greebo: Um... okay then?
by Kemble September 26, 2005
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greep

a person who is a member of a glee club and tends to be creepy
Wow, that girl in the back of that picture is a greep.

Dang he can sing, but he is still a greep.
by IlOvEgLeEcLuB November 30, 2009
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Greebo

Word used to class people with an alternative taste in music (HIM, Muse, Franz Ferdinand, Zeromancer and the like) and an alternative taste in casual/smart attire. (Duffs, Quiksilver, O'Neill, Vans, Etnies erc) It is commmonly used as an insult by trendies,chavs,scallies and hard-knocks, from which most 'greebos' can give suitably scathing comebacks.

'Greebos' very often wear loose fitting trousers (preferably jeans) or branded 3/4 lengths of the brands named above and can almost always been seen in a t-shirt/shirt with an amusing quote on the front, or a band name. Female 'greebos' can often be seen wearing stripy socks, fishnet gloves, clothes with rainbow patterns and other striped items of casual wear. Many 'greebos' also like to skateboard and enjoy taking part in many other extreme sports.
Scallie/Chav/Townie/Hard-knock : Yo ma homies. Der is a dirty greebow down dere innit. Lets jump da fucka.

Greebo : Well I'll just be moving out the way then won't I. Dirty greaseballs...
by Spam August 3, 2004
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