Granny Nap

When a person reaches age of 30 and feels inclined to take uncontrollable naps throghout the day. may also be linked to urinary incontinence.

I texted hayley ages ago, she must be having a granny nap the old bat.

by Sergeant-bathes-donkeys January 6, 2012

Granny Raccoon

The best insult known to man.

Bro 1: hey, can you watch my dog this weekend

Bro 2: no you motherfucker

Bro 1: well, you're just a granny raccoon

Bro 2: you did not...

by notagrannyraccoon April 30, 2014

Groovy Granny

When even your grandma is cooler than you, and she has more friends than you.

bro I don't know what to do, I have a groovy granny, and she is nonstop with the groovin.

by PablosDrugs March 27, 2020

Gagging Granny

An older woman that, despite her age, still loves a vigorous deep throating.

The old broad couldn’t pay me cause her social security check had not arrived so that’s when I leaned that she’s a gagging granny. Accounts paid in full.

I spent the weekend at my grandparents and I know I was woken at 3 am by the sounds of a gagging granny.

by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020

Granny tranny

It’s basically continuation of “ur mum gay”which is used by few cus they don’t know what it means

Carl:your mum gay

Garl:no you
Karl:your dad lesbian
Garl:your granny tranny
Karl:*kills himself*

by >Joshy< March 13, 2018

your granny a tranny

The worst possible insult to ever say to anyone. Scientists can’t explain how it got here. The only way to defend yourself against this dark magic is to say “no u”.

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: your sister a mister
Person 1: your granny a tranny

by Meme master69 May 17, 2018

granny driver

The little old blue haired lady who drives a car way to big for her.She cannot see over the steering wheel.She drives around with her right turn signal on constantly.The rear view mirror is useless because it is cocked into a make-up mirror position for applying lipstick.Usually has the back seat full of poodles or other useless dogs. Comes to a complete stop when making right hand turns for fear of flipping the car. Uses the horn instead of the brakes.

I'd rather follow a school bus at 3 o'clock than a granny driver.

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011