Triangle Grand Master

This is the title given to the single being who can play chords, solos and flight of the bumblebee at the same time, upside down with his hands tied be behind his back, on the same triangle. Which must be tuned to B flat.

There can only be one Grand Master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the Andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.

The current grand master is Max Maloney, the previous one was Chuck Norris

Person: "Wow, look at that triangle player he's amazing!"

Triangle Grand Master: "That's because I am the grand master, now bow down mortals!"

by TheInternatTriangleAssociation December 20, 2012

Grand-Master simp

A "grand-master simp" is someone who makes simping their mastery, and tries to deny that they are a simp. typically that will be the head of simps in your friend group.

"Jake is the "grand-master simp" of our friend group"
"Yeah its a shame that he cant get a girlfriend "

by BIDDLITS August 16, 2020

The Brandmaster

The Brandmaster is your superior and you would be wise to bow down to him before he has you beheaded. It is also common knowledge that he thinks you are the coolest.

Jim: I sure wish I had someone who was far superior to me that I could bow down to.
Jane: Why don't you bow before the Brandmaster? He is superior!
Jim: Excelsior!

by bneo20 August 27, 2009

Grandmatronize

Talking down to someone as if they are your Grandma.

Don’t grandmatronize me! I’ll kick your skinny ass all over this house.

by tiki_terry_without_a_parrot June 27, 2018

ganjmaster

Master of the ganja.

Me: Yo dude that guys got such a sick bong!
You: Must be a ganjmaster.

by The Ganjmaster October 21, 2011

grandsister

When your sister marries your grandfather.

Dude your grandsister is totally hot.

by Big Man25 January 8, 2011

Grand Master

To obtain 100 skill points in any given skill in the world of Ultima Online.

Bob managed to 7x Grand Master (GM) his newest character in less than a week. As he didn't leave his computer for days on end he had to poopsock numerous times.

by Dasspam November 8, 2009