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7th grader

Alright this is coming from a legit 7th grader in the year 2021 so listen up
(FYI I’m a dude)
Not a lot of people think we’re immature and sloppy and trying to date people and can I just say....
HELL YA WE DO THAT STUFF DUDE
like I see all these kids who are reading books during lunch and liking “James Brown” (check 1st definition) and thinking there all proper and stuff but As the youngest of 5, I can tell you your gonna be sad and depressed when you grow up. BE A KID ITS YOUR ONLY (and pretty close to) YOUR LAST CHANCE! Now I would never graffiti the bathroom or anything I’m just saying be social and have fun! I followed this and now I have a girlfriend! And yes I do find deez nuts jokes funny like just embrace it. And to all the adults reading this. You can still have fun! Just be you :)
Katie was acting like she was to smart for everything when she was a 7th grader and now she’s at kohl’s trying to find a Christmas sweater for her dog.
by Let’s go sharks! November 13, 2021
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Fifth Grader

Someone who falls in the prepubesent age group who is very annoying, overweight, tags along with older sibilings. and thimks they know everything.
by Detroitlions Guy 34 March 29, 2009
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4th grader

referring to the show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader." Someone who is a dolt.
Man Juan is a 4th Grader. He couldn't even remember his own birthday!
by Lovekraft December 15, 2008
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5th grader

10 year old virgins who fucking love fortnite to death and say boi to everything ever
me: uses app on phone
5th grader: boi
by fastcow August 20, 2018
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Kentucky Face Grader

An action that can be performed by either sex. On the male side...Shave your balls...wait a couple of days till stubble develops. After the eager awaiting of the stubble...drag your balls across your significant others face....leaving red marks...and if your balls are heavy enough....flesh wounds could possibly occur.

On the female side. After stubble develops from shaving your ferret flap...Convince your partner to give you a mustache ride. Grind your stubbly box into your partners face causing red marks and scracthes.
Oh god my face is killing me. I just woke up and I think John gave me the Kentucky Face Grader last night....oh well guess i wont have to exfoliate today.
by jt1224 September 7, 2009
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hung seventh grader

a seventh grader whose cock is as long and thick as the average to large adult
"I used to only come around for George senior here," said the prostitute to her friend, "But i can tell you by expereince that the boy as already outdone his daddy."
by Clare..and of course..eric too. December 28, 2004
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hung eighth grader

An eighth grader with a penis around 8" long. He will also have big balls.
Close to hung seventh grader but bigger in proportions.
Kelsey: Have you had sex with Michael?
Alexa: Yea, but he has a small dick.
Kelsey: Ahha thats funny.
Alexa: Try Jordan, he's a hung eighth grader.
Kelsey: I will. {Licks lips}
by :D:DD:DDD May 30, 2007
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