Goonscrolling

its where you edge while scrolling on social media, and when you find something good, you GOON.

"Dude I was Goonscrolling a girl on my insta last night"

by nsnzbl June 5, 2024

Goonscendence

A state of ultimate being achieved after prolonged, highly disciplined gooning. Effects of this state have been reported to include future sight, time travel, astral projection, and the ability to communicate with animals.

Jack was able to accurately predict the winning lottery numbers once he achieved goonscendence as a result of his summer-long goon sesh.

by Kusterfuck69 July 6, 2024

Goonchosis

When you enter a state of psychosis after jerking off for too long

Aiden entered a state of goonchosis after cranking his hog for 48 hours straight. he began seeing shadow people In the corners of his room.

by RU In March 10, 2025

Goonchotic

Same definition as goonchosis and goon goonchotic basically means waxing pole a psychotic amount hence the term goonchotic

Bros gone completely goonchotic he left behind his entire life for fucking tentacle hentai porn!

by Roflstompper January 28, 2026

Goonching

Goonching is where you violently rub your gooch until it burns and/or bleeds.

"Im going to go goonching at my grandpa's funeral later."

"Yo i goonched so hard last night my balls are making it chafe."

by GoonchMaster3000 May 8, 2025

Goonshapoon

A ritualistic and unholy concoction formed when a gooner gets so horny the begin using shampoo as a part of their "gooning enhancement routine." Typically involves slathering themselves in slippery, sudsy shampoo while edging to the brink of ego death.

Me and my boys got so worked up in the gym shower we where on the verge of a goonshapoon.

by Phoxphor June 18, 2025

goonshot

A goonshot is a spiritual event powered by porn, charts, and obsession.

It is the ultimate act of gooning — the final, explosive release after prolonged edging, when arousal reaches such intensity that it obliterates thought, identity, and time. In that moment, the gooner becomes nothing but a vessel for sensation and surrender.

The goonshot is not just a climax.
It is ritualized transcendence.
It is the endgame

“He locked himself in gooning for 18 hours. Hit a goonshot and came out changed.”
“Bro hit his goonshot — tits on one screen, dex on the other, tears streaming. Said he saw Satoshi.”

by CultyMc July 10, 2025