gooberest

Someone who has achieved the highest goober rank.

That lad over there is clearly the gooberest of us all.

by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023

goobious

A Realy retarded homosexual, originating from the ancient word “gooby” meaning “man kisser”

Sam smith is a goobious

by Jaycub moam September 24, 2023

Goobercuck

To be a schmuck or Jake Reed like figure. (Pado)

Look at the yiddish schmuck its such a goobercuck.

by Andew Pado November 2, 2023

goobermunch

Someone who is so overwhelmingly obnoxious, that they annoy everyone around them merely with their presence.

and/or

Someone who is extremely moronic, almost to the point of being classified as completely braindead.

Oh my god, you are such a damn goobermunch, dude. How could you fall that?

Just shut up you god damn goobermunch!

by Rowen Kennedy November 8, 2023

Goobarius

Too refer to a light hearted or silly wrongdoing

I was feeling goobarius, so I decided to place a whoopee cushion on the bar’s stools.

by Mr.L_is_sussy March 23, 2024

Gooberistic

Stupid, not using much thought. Usually regarding a claim or mentality

Growing onions kinda gooberistic

by Aksawn May 13, 2024

Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes

"Aww you've got goobers again"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024