detonating gonaditis

(n.) the medical name for exploding testicles. It is divided into two types, Acute Regional Gonadotrophic Hernioma (ARGH) the less serious of the two, and the always life-threatening Osteoulcerative Colonic Hernioma (OuCH).The first variety is the most common form of the disease. It is characterized by swelling of one or more testicles and acute pain in the groin region. This is accompanied by insomnia, lethargy, and in some cases, severe flatulence. Although not immediately life threatening, if left untreated the gonads will continue to swell until the patient is forced to continuously squat, eventually, the gonads burst without warning, emitting an audible pop. In the second form of the disease, detonation occurs spontaneously and without warning, which can be far more psychologically traumatic for the patient than it is physically. Even still, the force generated by the rapid pressure release can cause significant injury to the vital organs, resulting in an immediate coma and death. It is estimated that more people are killed each year from Detonating Gonaditus than are killed on the roads.

Both forms of detonating gonaditis are believed to have both genetic and environmental components. If a patient has the disease, then their risk of developing the disease in later life is believed to be close to 100%. Similarly, the risk factor is increased by smoking, drinking, and sex.

I can't believe what happened to Buddy. His balls just exploded! The paramedics said it was another sad case of detonating gonaditis.

by Blenderhead1991 September 9, 2010

David and Goliath

After ejaculation and pulling out, a man pulls the condom off his penis and ties the end with the semen still inside. He swings it around his head like a sling shot and hurls it at the girl's face so it explodes all over her.

"Charity, I'm finished."
"Oh, Chris, sling the condom at me 'David and Goliath' style!"

by Kobe KTizzle January 30, 2008

gonaherpasyphilaiditus

A bunch of diseases you get when you have unprotected sex.

Diseases include:
gonorrhea
herpes
ciphilis
aids
hepatitis

Kayleigh: I had so much fun last night!
Jodi: OMG! Did you get some from Billy?!
Kayleigh: Like DUUH!
Jodi: Like OMG NO WAY!
Kayleigh:YES WAY! *giggle* *giggle*
Jodi: Kayleigh you smell funny.
Kayleigh: I know...he gave me gonaherpasyphilaiditus.
Jodi: SOUNDS YUMMY!

by Raymond, Shairda, Kayleigh, Jodi January 29, 2008

Genia

Genia is a nice kind person who everyone likes. She likes everyone and everything , who is very well being and smart.

I love having Genia as a friend

by MarianaLoves17 April 10, 2017

Gonadular

N; Gonadular: Area of the gonads
See also Gonadular Region

His hand was in his gonadular region

by Rory July 20, 2004

gonasphilherpelaids

Most STD's compact into one word. Say it right, or don't say it at all.

Person 1: Dude! You have gonasphilherpelaids?!

Person 2: Yea, it's pretty bad. I'm gonna die soon.

by urselfindamirror February 2, 2008

Gonad Brothers

Refers to the popular group "the Jonas brothers". All 3 of them are a bit ambiguous when it comes to their gender and since a gonad can refer to either a guy or a girls loot, the name is appropriate.

" Man, now i know why those "Gonad Brothers" wear those chastity rings...because they aren't sure which gender to have sex with"

by xlaxz92 October 19, 2009