goldilocks zone

a place in space that is neither too hot nor too cold, that has enough surface liquid water and that is therefore suitable for life.

Our Earth is a goldilocks zone.

by uttam maharjan October 3, 2010

Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em

A state of personality where one is paradoxically considered an asshole, but is still considered endearing and likable.

"It's great to be an asshole, but you don't want to be a total asshole. There's a balance that must be struck. Assholes who are total assholes suffer too much backlash for their nature and are generally considered insufferable by all. Thus, you must learn to follow proper asshole decorum and fall under the Goldilocks Zone of Acceptable Asshold'em. You have accomplished this when people say things about you like 'he's funny, but he's an asshole', or 'I like Dave, but he's kind of an asshole.' That's the Goldilocks zone. You want people to compliment you, or express fondness for you, but then immediately feel the need to point out that you're an asshole."
-- TJ "The Amazing Atheist" Kirk, "10 Rules Of Asshole Decorum"

by The Logical Fallacy February 27, 2019

Goldilocks

As a woman, only one cock will fit her vag perfectly. She will search for years to find that cock. A Goldilocks cock is one that is not too big, and not too small, but just right.

Ben’s cock was the perfect fit. Not too big and not too small. I’ve found my Goldilocks cock!

by djdelanez September 13, 2018

goldilocks (v), goldilocksing

To try out multiple items before choosing one; different from "window-shopping" in that one must actually use/try the items in question before making a choice.

I needed a new desk, so I spent the day goldilocksing in furniture stores until I found the perfect one.

by t.s.a. September 10, 2005

Goldilocks trees

trees of any kind that have beautiful red-orange leaves, usually in the fall

In the fall, the leaves of the trees I drove by in going to school were red-orange. I called them Goldilocks trees. Now in spring, their leaves are bright green. I guess that's nice, too.

by Dreamerbae01 January 6, 2016

Goldilocksing

The art of sleeping in someone else’s bed until you get kicked out.

Jack totally just goldilocksed in IKEA for an hour before getting kicked out by security.

"Are you driving home after the party?" "Nah, I'm planning on Goldilocksing in Heath's bed"

by The_Dank_Yodeler November 30, 2017

Goldilocks

The action you perform when you ejaculate into a girls nose and she snorts it up and spits it out containing the contents of her crusty snot making whats called a "Goldilocks", representing the porridge in the movie.

For my boyfriends birthday, i told him to cum in my nose and I showed him a Goldilocks,
He left me after.

by Soviet.loli March 19, 2018