The_Dank_Yodeler's definitions

Goldilocksing

The art of sleeping in someone else’s bed until you get kicked out.

Jack totally just goldilocksed in IKEA for an hour before getting kicked out by security.

"Are you driving home after the party?" "Nah, I'm planning on Goldilocksing in Heath's bed"

by The_Dank_Yodeler November 30, 2017