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Goorious

This is a term used for the schizophrenic state of being excessively goofy and excessively serious, the ability to switch between the two, and being nowhere in between. This is generally encountered in high school band, choir, and other such musical groups. On their free time, they may act like stupid 5-year-olds. Some may even laugh at everything, every atom moved, every word spoken, even if to others it is dumb.

But when around adults, and in concerts, they become boring. In fact, very boring. They are obsessed with rules and such, and obey them like robots. They respect everyone, no matter how weird they are. And after the show, they switch back.
Goorious people are made fun of because they are goorious.

The chorus consisted of two groups: one made up of nerds obsessed with theory, and the other of goorious oddballs who would be bullied if they werent in the group.
by Urine Corporation October 13, 2012
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Gojiran Blowgun

When a woman performing oral sex brings a man to climax, but blows the ejaculate back in before it can escape the penis.
Sharon was famous on campus for her uncanny ability with the Gojiran Blowgun.
by TheOrangemeister June 17, 2015
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Gorilla Flashdance

A commonly held, go-to sexual fantasy not admitted to by many.
Once I conjure up my Gorilla Flashdance fantasy, I’m hitting ecstasy in a matter of seconds!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
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Spittin’ Gorilla Fire

Spittin’ Gorilla Fire
Meaning when a rapper goes extremely hard in the studio spitting their rap lyrics.
When a rap Artist puts their mind in a gorilla-mode Spitting straight fire.
Person: That new Rapper is

SpittinGorilla Fire on his new song.
by MillYentei DYSlick January 24, 2021
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Gojio

A sexual maneuver preformed on a male by a male or a female that stimulates all four parts of the male genitalia-the anal sphincter, the grundle, the testicles, and the bottom of the penis are all aroused by one continuous lick from the preforming participant.
Shane Diesel: Yo beotch, give me a gojio!
Brianna Banks: You mean i have to lick from your butt hole to the tip of your dick?
Shane Diesel: Yeah beotch. Get suckin'!
by Shane Diesel 34 August 22, 2009
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gorilla anus

An insult you use when someone is being a douche bag or won't do something for you.
Mike: hey can you pass me that crayon?
Cameron: naaaaw man
Mike: YOU GORILLA ANUS!!
by Brikalyn January 8, 2014
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