Gogurting

When you jack off and then orgasm , you use a rubbing motion on your cock like when you squeeze the rest of the yogurt out from the bottom of the gogurt tube.

I had to get the excess cum out of my cock last night even though it was sore. So Patricia started gogurting it.

by Irish09guy June 12, 2008

gogart

A gogart is a catchy phrase that is used to describe someone that looks like an ogre.

Steve is a huge dude, he looks like Lenny from of Mice and Men, what a gogart son of a bitch.

by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014

go-gurt

Slang for semen. Pasty white sticky substance that comes from a tube. 'grab and jerk than squeeze and slurp'

Oh shiz-nit your go-gurt just shot in my eye!

You just go-gurted on my pillow, jackass!

by Stacy and Mikey February 10, 2007

Go Gurt

Yogurt that makes me feel like I'm sucking dick.

If I suck on this Go Gurt for a while the creamy prize inside just jumps out!

by ArsNoctem February 1, 2009

Mormon Go-gurt

The act of receiving oral sex whilst wearing a condom, then having your partner drink the semen out of the condom like a go-gurt.

Gave my girl a Mormon Go-gurt the other day

by KStrawb January 11, 2016

GoGurtSqueeze

When you jack off but you have to clean up fast so you GoGurtSqueeze your dick so all the cum comes out

Oh shit moms coming gotta GoGurtSqueeze my dick

by The secret butt hole April 13, 2020

Gogurtmale

The male/gender neutral version of a girlboss.

A male or gender neutral identifying person who will stop at nothing to become the boss.
Males who are a level above alpha and yogurt men.

“Did you hear that Matt is going to be the manager of the IHOP he works at?”
“Wow, that’s awesome! He’s such a gogurtmale!

by Ce1estial November 30, 2022