GLARPUS

When you hit the edgebug and you frag off in Counter Strike.

Holy shit, Bro just hit a glarpus.

by Barties August 4, 2022

Glarp

A combination of the words Gay and LARP, it is when someone who is not gay says gay things or pretends to be gay usually for the purposes of humor.

Person 1: Nice cock bro
Person 2: That’s gay as fuck

Person 1: Nah I’m just glarping

by Brapsmella February 16, 2023

Glarp

To be, or in the action, of Glarp. Never trust anyone who says it, or wishes to quote. “Glarp” it is a psychological threat upon the hearer.

Hey did you watch the stream last night? Ya someone named Michael Carter joined and said “Glarp” no idea why

by Carter sma April 10, 2023

Glarp

A suspected unhealthy meal. Use glarp to describe food of low quality ingredients.

Going to the grocery store for some glarp, i'm on a budget.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Glearthiesthta

The combination of the names Ge’Rhett and La’Tisha

Hey let’s go to Glearthiesthta

by Thedragonslayer874 August 16, 2024

Glerp

To glerp: to defecate into the male slot of a preschool while being jelqed after munting

Hey Matthew! Want to come with me and Elliot to glerp the new preschool

by Ur mums ex boyfriends step dad March 26, 2024

Glerpetch Phenotype

Someone with a short, upturned nose, square face, wide mouth, and big forehead. These people tend to look quite similar to each other.

Josh: Yo that guy over there has such a square face and upturned nose
Mason: Oh yeah, crazy glerpetch phenotype.

by pseudonum haver 1356 May 14, 2025