gittard

1) someone who is acting extremely dumb
2) a synonym for retard but more offensive
3) someone who doesn't do hardcore drugs but looks like it

"Bro did you really just eat a lizard?"
"Yeah dude I'm so quirky"
"On bro you're such a gittard"

"Why is that dude running down the hall?"
"He's a gittard"
"Understandable"

by bullyphil August 22, 2019

The Downhill Gifter

"The Downhill Gifter" - While you are giving someone oral sex - 1. Gently reach down and start to massage their feet 2. Then extend your arms fully behind you 3. Then lift upward 4. You should now be resembling a "Downhill Ski Position"

A girl sits pondering and penniless about what to get her boyfriend for his birthday... "Hmm, Well I know he wants to go skiing but we can't afford that... Maybe I could massage his feet? He does work really hard everyday... And every guy likes to get oral sex... Hmm..."... When the Birthday Boy comes home from work, he finds his girlfriend standing in the living room wearing a full ski suit, snow boots and goggles. A little thrown off at first, he says... "So, are we going skiing for my birthday after all?" She smiles back and says, "No... Not quite... :) "Its called The Downhill Gifter

by Maryjane* February 6, 2014

Snap! Glitter!

The Snap! Glitter! is an expression used to convey several different emotions and feelings. It is primarily used to express joy or extreme happiness. It punctuates the end of a sentence to add a nice little extra sassafrass to your conversation. It's also used to express just your general sassiness when someone pisses you off. It is accompanied by the snap of a hand and the poof of a glitter with your hand. You have artistic license here.

"Honey, these shoes are on sale and they are just my size! Snap! Glitter!"

"These martinis are delicious, darling. Snap! Glitter!"

"When you sign my paycheck then I'll listen to you. Snap! Glitter!, bitch!"

"I'll cut you. Snap! Glitter!"

by cabaretboy September 7, 2011

Glitter the unicorn

To wash and clean the genitals before a date.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.

Al: are you going out with that sorority girl tonight?
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn

by BorisSs April 27, 2011

Giftervention

It's like an intervention, only instead of confronting someone about their problem with drugs or alcohol, you confront them with their problem of being shitty at giving gifts.

Person 1: Aunt Carol gave me socks for Christmas AGAIN this year!

Person 2: Are you serious!? She really needs a giftervention.

by Ginger Claus December 2, 2011

Glitterfuck

When you cum all over somebody and then throw glitter on them so it never washes away

Yo girl, I'm about to come!
Glitterfuck me all over my tits!

by Merrym0rnings June 23, 2017

Gary Glitter

Former UK Glam Rock God but now a sad bald old pervert with a liking for little girls especially Asian ones ,Awaiting Trial in Vietnam.

Q:What does Gary Glitter and Kodak film have in common?
A:They Both Come in little yellow Boxes

by ayermaw April 10, 2006