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cure for gingervitis 

there is no cure. research is still being done. to go further into investigation, we must know how to kill that which has no soul
Paul: "There is no cure for gingervitis because gingers have no soul."
cure for gingervitis by el beavo January 27, 2008

gingervitis 

A very serious condition that manifests itself as an overwhelming desire to have sex with a woman with red hair. Only men with exceptional taste in women will contract this condition. And the only known treatment for gingervitis is having sex with a red headed woman, preferably 4-6 times per day.
Dude, do you see that hot red head over there? Ya, shes giving me a serious case of gingervitis.
gingervitis by gingerlicker March 17, 2015

Gingervitious

an obsession with gingers (people with red hair)
Joy shouts ginger everytime a redhead walks by because she has gingervitious.
Gingervitious by Rose More September 25, 2009

Gingerbiscuit 

When your ginger-hair friend ejaculates in a small cup and gives you a oreo to dip it in. After he ejaculates on you.
I love when my friends give me gingerbiscuits.

gingervitis 

the bad breath that is your punishment for giving oral to a ginger
I'll bet Ron Howard would give you aweful gingervitis
gingervitis by freshgreen01 September 5, 2010

Gingervitis 

A disease carried by a person/ginger with red hair. Once contracted it is not curable. Contracting this disease is as easy as kiss a ginger. If the person has dyed red hair they do not have the disease. This disease is highly spreadable and is genetic.
Girl:Omg i can't believe we kissed last night!

Boy(ginger):Hey um....
Girl:what is it?

Boy(ginger): welcome to the wonderful world of gingervitis.

Girl:noooooooooooo
Gingervitis by FIRECROTCH2351 August 11, 2009